I realized there's nothing that reminds me more of the lake that the cry of a seagull, or the shape of their all too familiar silhouette against the sky. In fact, if I had to identify it, I'd say that the sound of the click clacking guide wire against a sail boat mast, combined with the somewhat excitable cry of a seagull would most remind me of the lake sounds that reached through my childhood bedroom window. Seagulls are synonomous with lake living, and if you really think about, once you get past fish, no living thing is more closing intertwined with the water than the mighty seagull.
We found several, and it didn't take long. They were resting on piers, flying over head, standing on many a canvas boat top, soiling said top during their visit. We found plenty of them, though never in Hitchcockian numbers, and I couldn't help but think that these were the luckiest seagulls in the world. If you really think about it, what could be better? These spoiled symbols of the sea get to hang out on Geneva Lake. Sitting on piers and resting in million dollar front lawns. They get to mess up the covers over some of the finest boats ever crafted, all the while living in the sublime surroundings that is the Lake Geneva area.
They must send their relatives post cards and just gloat. "Hey Jim, just thought you'd enjoy a shot of me eating a beautiful little perch this morning, Hope all's well with you" Meanwhile, Jim might be relegated to a city dump, the Chain O'Lakes, or even an obscure lake in Michigan. While these Lake Geneva snots get to eat plump crayfish and clean little rock bass, cousin Jim might have to pick through plastic bags in hopes of finding a palatable morsel. Yes, these Lake Geneva seagulls have it made in the shade, and I'm pretty sure they know it. You can tell by the sounds they make. Not at all haunting, and not a bit sorrowful. More like ornithological cries of pure pleasure, for they know they're living a privileged life on beautiful Lake Geneva.
Next time you see a seagull in Lake Geneva, stop and acknowledge it. Give it a little wink and a knowing nod, just so he knows you're aware of how lucky he really is. If you should run into a seagull anywhere but Lake Geneva, do him a favor and throw him a scrap of food. Lord knows it's been a long time since he's visited his cousins in Lake Geneva, and like anyone who hasn't been to Lake Geneva for a while, he deserves a little pick me up.

























